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List of programs made by evil monsters:
- dtach (--help, not -h)
- mkdir (--help, not -h)
- find (--help, not -h)
- xterm (-h, not --help)
- git (--help, not -h)
- rm (--help, -h)
- touch (--help, not -h)
- halt (-h is ignored (!!!))
- notmuch (--help or help, not -h)
- timeout (--help, not -h)
- blink1-tool (no args, neither --help nor -h)
- shutdown (--help, not -h)
Honorable mention:
- tmux (-h is an error, but acts the same)
- zsh (-h means something other than --help)
- bash (-h means something other than --help)
- ls (-h means something other than --help)
- go (neither -h nor --help work, because of Rob Pike's weird religion)
The coolest ever:
- rsync (-h means --help if it's all you passed, but --human-readable if you passed other options)